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No-win scenario (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Her: I just got my car back from the garage. They told me to keep an eye on the tyre wear, but I don’t really know what that means or how to do it.

@Luvs2Spuj: putting down video game controller and giving a big sigh I can show you how to do that if you like?

Her: I don’t need you to mansplain things to me ~~MAN KNOW CAR THING, WOMAN NO DO~~ I'll just look it up online.

@Luvs2Spuj: FINE! IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN FIXING CARS FOR YEARS! GO AHEAD AND ASK SOME IDIOT ON TWITTER!

Her: No reason to shout. I'll ask you questions if I need your help.

@Luvs2Spuj: I'M GOING TO POST ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU'RE BEING MEAN

Her: That is your right as we live in a free society. I see you and hear you, and I respect your opinions. Later tonight, I'm sure we can make sweet romantic love to settle our difference.

@Luvs2Spuj: All of this has me so worked up, I can't even get hard anymore.

Her: I'll just pick up some Chad at a bar and bring him over so you can watch, like we normally do.

@Luvs2Spuj: Thanks sweetie.

Fin

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, so you're just making stuff up and editing the dialog so that you can make him look bad and dismiss him?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If it's any consolation, they'll probably be eaten by a bear before long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure they were trying to be silly and/or are high.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I hope that's the case. Sadly, it's not too different from some serious arguments I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So like... Foe-Fiction?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found Luvs2Spuj's ex

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In his defense, he's hung like a horse and with a tongue to match. Dude just has no chill.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WTF is this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Fan fic.