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Anon's phone gets stolen (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

I have a similar story with my literature book from my high-school days. Twas gone, legit couldn't find it the entire year, and then in the morning of the very last day when we were supposed to return them, there it was, on the very top of my messy ass table. I'm guessing my mom probably randomly found it and put it there, but even then, that's some bloody impeccable timing.