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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Rehired with all my previous tenure benefits with the added raise they would have given me had I been around when they gave out raises.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (6 children)

So your compensation effectively didn't change at all, if you'd have gotten the raise anyhow?

Damn.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I was in a very, very rough spot. Was mostly worth taking the offer. It sure beat wasting 13 years of obscure product knowledge at some new job for the less pay others were offering.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I hope you at least gave them a nice smug smile when you walked back in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got to make regular jokes about "being the new guy" and subtly shoot shade at the management team any chance I get.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Human Inteligence 'Bob' checking in

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein 2 points 10 months ago

Hopefully at least farts outside the CEO's office every time they walk by.

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