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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

If I were this kid's dad, I think I'd prefer to leave him in class and ensure his understanding of the world literally was clarified.

Edit: lol, thought my comment would be seen as obvious tongue in cheek. Sorry to all those who took it to heart.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Missing a few minutes of class isn't gonna make a differenc

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Out of class for 10 minutes but now has a memory that he cherishes for a lifetime

Idk sounds like a good deal to me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Vast amounts of energy can escape from certain physical types of orbs due to their internal properties.