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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 250 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

"I shot a guy in the head, but then a different guy moved into the house where he lived, so it wasn't that bad?"

[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's great. That's great.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago

Yeah so it’s not as scary as people think

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I shot 1/4 million people in the head...."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

But none of them were deputies!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Except there wasn't even a house left. There was a smoking patch of ground that a different guy moved to.