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[–] haunte@leminal.space 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

If the sea only becomes a solid mass when Jesus is walking on it isn't that pensioner now trapped in a solid state like a fly in amber? Does Jesus also have super strength? How else can he pull him from the, now solid, sea? But if he used super strength wouldn't he just pull the poor guys arm off?

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

~~He made the guy's body super strong as well~~

Edit: the sea was like oobleck at that moment

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Water is attracted to faith. Under Jesus feet the density is tough as rocks. although the rock water syncs (sinks, but there's beauty in entropy isn't there?), what replaced it? More rock water. Peters faith is that of a mustard seed though, so he slips through the cracks between the water molecules