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[–] [email protected] 267 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If at 53 I'm sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else's.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For you, I'll allow humane. For Leon...I don't know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I'll let him do it himself.

[–] Gimpydude 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can't top Musk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Muskrat? They really are repulsive creatures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That's the guy I want running the job

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The French had a brilliant device just for that...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.