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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a consent thing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don't do organized religion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

All I have is Moo Deng coin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Something over 90%.