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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[off topic?]

My boss's boss was named "Johnson." One day, I accidentally referred to him as "Jackson." None of the people I was talking to corrected me. I decided to try a little experiment and kept on using the wrong name. I used the wrong name dozens and dozens of times and never got called out.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Because you were silently judged. Behind your back. Always.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

my inner voice leaking

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And what? Everyone realized you were an asshole there is no and.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or, unlike you, people got the joke.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Did anyone laugh? Did anyone else start calling people the wrong name? Is it possible that you are this confrontational in real life and no one wanted to interact with you?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

For someone who derides confrontationality you certainly seem to want an argument.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I'll bet real money everyone just avoided him and he took that as them "getting the joke". 🤣

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And maybe don't expect a farewell card!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So, you're assuming that the big boss was widely respected based on the fact that no one corrected me?

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I was just making a joke, but no, the subtext of it was that everyone thinks you're weird or otherwise off-putting, so they don't engage with you.

But there's plenty of reasons why they wouldn't correct you. Maybe they thought it was funny, or hated the boss too, I don't know!

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

lol why these people getting mad at you for this?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea. I've been telling this story for years and this is the first time anyone ever thought I was being mean to the boss.

Here's one story about how bad he was. He instituted a policy where we were both understaffed and had an overtime cap. People who wanted to fill needed positions couldn't work because they were capped, and people who didn't want to work were getting forced to stay.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

a company I used to work for did stupid shit like that too. it used to run smoothly, once in a while there would be too many people on a shift but usually it was good to handle surges. then they fired almost everyone, hired fewer replacements at lower wages and prohibited overtime. then when surges happened and we ground to a halt, they'd start having a melt down and got punitive and started restricting breaks and other shit. jerks!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

We'd be here for the next six weeks if I started in on my old job and the mistakes the bosses made.