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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel like I fell in a parallel universe with the dumbest possible timeline sometime in the mid 2010s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I'm old school. I felt it happen with Bush v Gore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hey, poking my head in from Parallel Earth. You guys hear the latest David Bowie album? Dude's old, but it's fire. President Clinton used a song from it during her farewell address. I heard they played it for Harambe, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Don't fuck with me about David Bowie 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh man, Harambe even died in the good timeline?

gets sick out sadly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nah, man, Harambe's fine. He just really likes music.