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ISPs say their “excellent customer service” is why users don’t switch providers (arstechnica.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't know. I'm 41. Is "delulu" french for "trolling asshole"? Because if these CEOs are trying to claim they have anything besides abysmal customer service, predatory pricing, and monopolistic business practices, then they're absolutely trolling.

They know what they are. It's intentional.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I think it's French for "enjoying the scent of their own farts".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A.k.a. delusional