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Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Second cousins hardly matters. Even 1st cousins only increase the chance of anomaly by 3%. 2nd cousins is background noise. If you make each other happy, go for it and let anyone who complains enjoy their divorces.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This guy fucks cousins.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Second cousins.

[–] TJDetweiler 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

3% chance it's his first cousins

[–] chillinit 4 points 4 months ago

94% incorrect.