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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!