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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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“trans people need healthcare but they should shut their mouths about it” is oppressor language
i don’t like you
Forcing bigots to be reminded of their bigotry is a losing strategy and you know I'm right about that. If you want to shoot the messenger then be my guest.
“forcing racists to see Black people is a losing strategy” —you, during the successful civil rights movement that made use of sit ins and demonstrations
history shows that you are wrong :) i won’t shoot you but i will correct you
Some of you guys are legitimately incapable of seeing yourself as anything other than the righteous victim aren't you? Good luck with that. It's really endearing.