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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (12 children)

You guys should try a bidet...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

North Americans are not ready for this. Showed a neighbour my bidet when they toured my house and they were absolutely appalled by the bidet attachment.

“How unsanitary! Shit just flown around everywhere! I wouldn’t want that dirty water anywhere near me. I’ll stick to my toilet paper thank you very much “

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do people think a bidet is using the water from the toilet bowl instead of fresh water?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Absolutely 100%. I tried explaining that the water inlet to the toilet diverges and is used to supply the bidet attachment but they weren’t having any of it.

To be honest though, growing up I was taught this too. That bidet is super unhygienic because you wash your ass with shit water. Remember seeing a charmin commercial too and it was like “bidet? Let’s join the 21st century!” Or something like that. I was like 6 🤷

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