If an LLM can delete your production database, it should

"Please adjust your monitor's brightness until you can barely see the cat"

Next courageous Apple creation:

The EU needs to start planning now (well, really, needed to start planning in 2016) to replace every critical system that relies in any way on the US government.

If you think of money invested vs. return on government programs like this, the benefit is incredible. That it's being discontinued is obvious proof that the US is run by the agents of its own destruction and cannot be relied upon in any way: not as a supplier of military equipment, or information technology, or economic codependency.

Having access to a system that promises to always have availability in a crisis does lose a lot of its value if the company is run by one of the people more likely to cause a crisis

does the ability to view websites other than Space Jam '96 really improve your life?

worse: you're... loved.

Shouldn't Australia still be there? I thought that patch didn't drop until 2025

I went from ~140kg when I was in highschool to 68kg today. When I go through an airport, the milimeter-wave scanners usually say I have a hidden object under my shirt and I get hand searched.

my favorite thng about this image is how the mandatory hamburger acknowledgement is interrupting a scene where a man is getting shot in the face, emphasizing that the target audience is Americans

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