[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

The engineers at Tesla have built some amazing stuff, but the CEO who drove them forward for so long has been holding them back for a while now. Time for Musk to go.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[-] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Bye, Melania!

[-] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

[-] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Florida survived 😣

[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

Of course it’s not cosplay. She’s a real catgirl. Didn’t you read the title of the post..?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

That’s Boeing quality for you.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Which would make it GNU/NT…

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Hiya,

I’m wondering if anybody knows of any other brands like Eve that sell local-network-only no-cloud HomeKit products.

To make that word salad a bit clearer, I’m looking for devices that:

  • work with HomeKit, either directly or over Thread or Matter.
  • don’t have any mandatory cloud services from the vendor.
  • don’t have any optional cloud services from the vendor.
  • don’t phone home to their vendor.
  • is supported as running in a VLAN with no WAN access, or can be trusted in a secure VLAN with WAN access as it won’t abuse that trust.

I’d be very interested to hear your experiences and recommendations around the above. I recognise that some devices can be run in a secured VLAN in a non-vendor recommended manner and am interested to hear about them, but the main focus of this thread is to determine if there are and brands besides Eve that explicitly manufacture “local-only” HomeKit devices.

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