Solar cells are crystalline and rigid. You wouldn't be able to fold the umbrella up and put it away. Also, as someone else pointed out, solar cells work best in sunlight... which you won't want an umbrella for.

They, like many other bands, stopped doing what they were good at, to experiment. It's not as good.

I don't hate them, but their good albums were a long time ago.

Meanwhile, we've got "stop being antisemitic" trolls casting doubt among the uninformed.

Vance calls it "The most important phone call of my life" but it's with a twice-impeached, racist, rapist weirdo creep loser with 34 felony convictions.

I'd prefer to hear about Pikachu.

CNN reports:

Helen told the Post that President Joe Biden tried to call her, but she declined to speak to him since her husband 'was a devout Republican, and he would not have wanted me to talk to him.'

But she added that she does not hold the current president responsible for what happened to her family.

'I don’t have any ill will towards Joe Biden,' she said. 'I’m not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that’s who I’m voting for, but I don’t have ill-will towards Biden.'

Let's see:

1. Decides who to ignore calls from based on her husband's wishes

2. Claims to not be involved in politics, yet supports a certain candidate

Yep, that's a garden-variety republican.

The important takeaway here is that Biden made an effort to reach out.

Those points are only alarming to intelligent, sane people. The problem is there's a cult of unintelligent, insane people in this country.

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

Fox News committing stochastic terrorism, again?

Hermione tries to raise awareness about elf mistreatment.

It's implied that Dumbledore was trying to influence Fudge to improve things in their regular correspondence before the GoF/OotP story arc.

There's no mistake. It's his intent to blast Biden, not to speak the truth. He 100% achieved his goal.

Surely the Back the Blue crowd will find this offensive and unpatriotic... right?

And that's why you don't fuck republicans.