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Super-Horny ‘Zombie Cicadas’ Might Emerge With a Fungal STD (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These categories are starting to get weird

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

CicadaHub is really getting out of hand

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Seems my interests are getting more dangerous every day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

CicAIDs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Bingo! Who'd have thunk that horny zombie cicadas would have come up