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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How’s the robot vaginas coming along?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It feels you doing a bad job.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The future is HERE. If it laughs when you take your cock out then it's a 1:1 simulation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it take half your stuff too?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

90s laugh track

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

FYI, you’re supposed to let her take it out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

E-girl E-skin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what it'll do to human reproduction rates when we have those.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just make it a robotic succubus/incubus and it’ll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Incredibly advanced AI, yet it couldn't fix the German accent. My Google Home speaker can do better.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There will be a day when a robot crushes it's digit in a machine and learns that we gave it the ability to feel pain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Solution: wrap all machines in skin, and several eyes, and ears, so it can sense if it's about to injure someone. And at least one mouth do that it can communicate a warning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People will really make a Synth instead of meeting someone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yay, more uncanny valley robots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Would it be able to replace people skin too? I’m starting to saggy and spotty.