ChicoSuave

This is what the 2A folks are preparing for and now that it's happening, we can probably expect crickets from them.

Carry a firearm to make surprise arrests spicy. At this point there isn't much left for a common person to do except become dangerous.

That or do some research and start a list of names of the DHS and ICE employees. We need to fight back with the soft power of doxxing.

Syphilis

Also, realistically, what the hell can I do about it? I voted. I donate. I even write actual emails and not use form letters. I can't influence DOGE. I don't have enough money to bribe Trump or his cabinet. What the actual fuck is expected of an individual?

DUI hire

The profanity enhances the joke. The subtext is Santa had doubts about that guy and no matter what was tried, that man was escaping Santa's surveillance. The only thing left was a sting operation. The man had to admit it, to prove beyond a reasonable doubt he was not nice.

Clearly elves weren't going to work as their talents ended at world class toy engineering. Three elves in a trenchcoat might work for tickets to the cinema but lingerie required full body exposure. Santa didn't ask his wife so he must not mix his work and home life. Good for him.

The only option was for Santa to find a way to fit into lingerie. Whether with magic or weight loss, he would make it work and we can only infer that effort was put into it. Hell, the mask was enough to fool the man into this situation AND could fit a full beard and hat underneath.

Santa put almost as much effort into finding out if this man was naughty as he would put into Christmas. All that effort to confirm what Santa suspected all along. That guy was fucking naughty.

On occasion, Cole would wander the streets with a cow's teat poking through the open fly of his trousers; once he judged he had caused optimum outrage, he would cut off the offending protrusion with a pair of scissors.

This legend needs to be remembered.

That school age handwriting, "Dylan's game", on this game, tells a story. It's like a snapshot into the life of a teenage boy

This could be a good thing. Trump doesn't realize he is stripping the ability of the 5th circuit to be assholes at scale.

Dark MAGA are leash trained and love being subs

Don't let Americans cook means you don't know about actual American food like gumbo, sausage gravy, chili, or tri tip (among dozens of other dishes). It's a sad, bland world without American food.

This wasn't something people voted for. Assholes took advantage of an election to cause as much chaos as possible in a nation that was apparently involved in every country imaginable and vital to many. It's hard to constantly be told America is a shit bag when most of us are unable to make any changes and voted for completely opposite people.