You know it's funny, I use android and I've never seen a single green bubble. Weird, huh?
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Flexing with phones is weird af. People spend 1000 bucks on a phone and do the same shit that a phone for the quarter of the price can do.
Using money to flex at all is dumb. While everyone's out here flexing, I'll actually be retiring at some point.
Too poor to flex with sports cars, gotta go into debt to flex with phone
I'm always proud to tell people I bought a refurbished flagship phone from 2 years ago at 1/8 the price (without mentioning price) when they see how good my pictures look. I'm currently rocking Google's spyware known as the Pixel 7 pro.
Look into grapheneos, it has almost the same features as vanilla google android. The few things it lacks are google auto (i don't drive), google pay (i don't wanna pay shit anyway)