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this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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Did Tucker Carlson post this?
I was wondering the same thing but didn’t see any muscly guys in the pic, so probably not.
Tucker is that you?
In the meantime, me:
>buy big pillow due to back pain
>plain white sheet, no perfume
>hug it while laying in bed thinking about random shit
>cat nests herself between the pillow and me
>feel more loved from sleeping with the cat than I did when sleeping with my then fiancee
Conclusion: Anon doesn't need a GF. Anon needs a cat.
Fuck cats the evil bastards get a dog vastly superior in every way.
EDIT: I just think cats are cunts if u love them go ahead allegedly its a free world
Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
Um... sorry.
As a dog person .Why are you so angry?
They’re probably a dog person without a dog
"Anon needs a pet." Happy now?
EDIT: I just think cats are cunts if u love them go ahead allegedly its a free world
That reminds me a local meme, about caramel dogs being cunts. Doing stuff like getting in the way of the bus reaching the platform, stealing junk from shops, running away alongside a 1yo human, running under a wee kid that does a 360° in air, so goes on.
On a more serious note I had dogs. And cats. And dogs alongside cats. (It was rather cute to see that cat making the milk dance over the dog's fur, and the dog like "I'm getting petted!") Cute, cunt, both apply. And while one of my current cats is a notorious cunt, the one that I mentioned to sleep with me is the sweetest thing ever - not just with me, but with everyone.
you can be lonely even with a sentient woman-shaped pillow that doesn't understand you
You ever think about hor serial killers often have wives/girlfriends
I just remind myself that I'd rather be lonely than together with certain people.
They’re always the happiest people, too, am I right?
All op needs to do is hide who they are and what they do, and then they, too, can partake.
Stuff Amazon Alexia in pillow 🙃
Tangent, but most of our primates enjoy non-sexual touch and the rise in homophobia—or something idk—has left a lot of men afraid of even a hug. Check out old pics of guys with their buddies. What have we done to ourselves?
Hermeneutic of suspicion. Interesting social phenomenon. I've worked in my adult life to fight against it. I hug my male friends, tell them I love them if I feel it, fuck all the toxicity. I know I'm straight, so who gives a shit if some sensitive bitch "alpha male" gets super self conscious if he sees it?
Interestingly we do it all the time here in Pakistan. Showing love to your male friends and hugging is a certified alpha big boy move here cuz it tells that you are not boy enough to be shy or cringe from hugging
Look up the orifice
Well that was a fun read from Yahoo! News.
A sex toy that talks with generative AI prompts. The article also notes that the creator is an incel or at least uses incel rhetoric.
Amongst all the words I expected to read today, these were not.
Seriously! Who would even use such a thing!? And where would they even obtain it!?
This is one of those times I am glad I am graysexual
👽
sexy gray girl 🩶 https://fixupx.com/monochrome_kigu/status/1782161054769787235 (sowwy about the xitter link I wish I had the motivation to rehost the images)
Loneliness level?
You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn't sit perfect but you don't want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?
Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠