Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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It's a bariatric toilet and the image is weirdly compressed.
I had to Google that but, apparently, that's definitely a thing. I suppose I should have realised that with bigger arses come bigger toilets.
The image is compressed vertically.
Pity, I was hoping for long toilets to be a thing for some reason.
For when you had too much fiber and get the exact amount of Courics.
Also in the description,
"This manufactured home will require some updates."
Definitely a bulldozer is needed :D
That's 100% not a tear down reno. It just needs new flooring and some paint. Probably $5k tops.
A soggy, 20 year old trailer is absolutely a tear down, even if it's in quite a bit better shape than this one IMHO. Those things have glued in panels that turn to roach sugar, I've never seen one over 15 years old, regardless of how clean the tenants/owners kept their living space, that didn't have a massive roach infestation hiding somewhere.
Lol no joke something just like this sold for $650k CAD near me
I guess I have to wait for another recession to buy a house
Free murder carpet.
At least the price is justified for once
Is it really though?!
idk I'm not American, I keep seeing million dollar properties in American ads
Well they did knock it down $300
The toilet
If it was anywhere except Mississippi.
Oh neat, SCP-173’s containment chamber is up for sale! I wonder where he wen—
I can smell the Luminol off the carpet.
Seems they've misunderstood shelfie.
I've fixed up worse, not for the feint of heart for sure!
I mean, it’s only $40,000. I’m sure you could get a loan for $60,000 to fix it up.
The only thing that could fix that up is a fire.
Get a $600,000 fire insurance first and you make bank.
You could find much better property for $100,000 in Mississippi.
Oh I mean the total loan would be $60k. $20k to fix it up.
I dunno. Whatever. Point is it’s not as bad as some of the stuff I’ve seen on here.
Ah, ok.
This is so uncanny. I love it. I just wouldn't want to live in Liminal space
Somebody added a sunroom on a double-wide… ¡Madre de Dios!