this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Not that it's the most desirable property to buy in the first place: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3204-Oak-Ridge-Rd-Vicksburg-MS-39183/78102111_zpid/?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a bariatric toilet and the image is weirdly compressed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I had to Google that but, apparently, that's definitely a thing. I suppose I should have realised that with bigger arses come bigger toilets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The image is compressed vertically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pity, I was hoping for long toilets to be a thing for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

For when you had too much fiber and get the exact amount of Courics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also in the description,

"This manufactured home will require some updates."

Definitely a bulldozer is needed :D

[–] thepianistfroggollum 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's 100% not a tear down reno. It just needs new flooring and some paint. Probably $5k tops.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

A soggy, 20 year old trailer is absolutely a tear down, even if it's in quite a bit better shape than this one IMHO. Those things have glued in panels that turn to roach sugar, I've never seen one over 15 years old, regardless of how clean the tenants/owners kept their living space, that didn't have a massive roach infestation hiding somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol no joke something just like this sold for $650k CAD near me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I guess I have to wait for another recession to buy a house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Free murder carpet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At least the price is justified for once

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

idk I'm not American, I keep seeing million dollar properties in American ads

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well they did knock it down $300

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If it was anywhere except Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh neat, SCP-173’s containment chamber is up for sale! I wonder where he wen—

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I can smell the Luminol off the carpet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Seems they've misunderstood shelfie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've fixed up worse, not for the feint of heart for sure!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, it’s only $40,000. I’m sure you could get a loan for $60,000 to fix it up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only thing that could fix that up is a fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Get a $600,000 fire insurance first and you make bank.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You could find much better property for $100,000 in Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh I mean the total loan would be $60k. $20k to fix it up.

I dunno. Whatever. Point is it’s not as bad as some of the stuff I’ve seen on here.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This is so uncanny. I love it. I just wouldn't want to live in Liminal space

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Somebody added a sunroom on a double-wide… ¡Madre de Dios!