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[–] [email protected] 135 points 10 months ago (1 children)

πŸ™„ this is why I only date bisexual women. If I said this to any women I'm in a relationship with she would probably say something like, "fuck you" then peg me while annoying asking if I got the pun.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

There's not one. Bi women treat but men as equals in bed and straight women bore me

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

It's a win-win, most definitely.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I've ever read, what are you on about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Greatest villain, also transition goals

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One of my high school teachers was called miss bussy and I'm not joking about this ethier, that was her actual name

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Thats wild! I did aswell Must be a common name LMAO!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I bet she's thinking about a career change, if she hasn't done it already.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Maybe it's my man brain that's stupid, but can someone explain to me why "boy pussy" is so offensive that you give him the silent treatment?

Like, it makes zero sense. Wtf is a "boy pussy" anyways?

Am I too straight to understand this?

I don't want to offend, I genuinely do not understand. Help me out here.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

Itz yo butthole

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Disclaimer: this isn't really my thing, so I have kind of an outsider's understanding and may be incorrect. I'm sure someone will be happy to correct me if I'm wrong about something.

Ok, let's break this down a little. First of all: boy pussy, or "bussy", is not an actual biological orifice that exists, as you may have guessed. Rather, it's a slang term meant to convey the metaphorical sexual concept that a male asshole - usually belonging to a sub/bottom or twink (but the term can apply to anyone willing) - has become an erogenous zone, possibly (depending on usage in dirty talk) that it will never again fulfill any other purpose.

Naturally, since it is a BOY pussy, it's not something that you would find on a woman, so the man in this story, while having sex with his wife, let slip that he was fantasizing about having sex with someone else. This does not seem to be her issue, as she mentions that they are at least somewhat in an open relationship and so him having sex with another woman would not be out of the question. However, she seems to take offense at the idea that he is fantasizing about having sex with another man, which is not something they would presumably have discussed prior to opening their relationship.

Hope this clears things up a little. Cheers!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It's the butt. Also it is a bit offensive to be thinking about someone else in that context.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure, you should gather more data. Next time you are with someone keep mentioning a different person. Share your results.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't be offended by this, but other phrases about my body might offend me. As an example, the term "man boob" really disgusts me and makes me feel ashamed of my body. My wife knows this. If she said that during an intimate moment it could very well make me upset. It's hard to know how I'd react in the moment. It could be that he accidentally said "boy pussy" then didn't apologize or acted like it wasn't anything wrong. It could be that OOP was already very self conscious about their vagina and having it compared to an asshole (what "boy pussy" usually refers to in cis males) was upsetting.

Emotions are weird and often don't make logical sense. It's less important exactly why something was upsetting and more important to acknowledge that it was upsetting and apologize.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I read the post title as β€œBusey”, then opened the post, and got really confused as to what Gary Busey had to do with any of this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

As a boy pussy, I am offended. And I am going to mince around in frustration.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she's apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

First mistake was having an open relationship, start of an unhealthy life together

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

How so? Healthy open relationships exist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don’t understand the problem. Obviously, it’s not for you, but why do you care what other people’s relationships look like when you aren’t a part of it?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At what point did the post mention an open relationship? Am I stupid or does it not mention it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Sheesh, people, -1 is enough.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

It's so disgusting fucking a girl pussy. Boy pussy is the best.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I do have to come to homeboys defense. She heard bussy and though he was picturing a twink. While that's fine and dandy if that's what he's into, maybe he was actually thinking about bears. Sounds like she's the issue cause she thinks we can only be twinks. My beard says otherwise.

[–] PenisWenisGenius 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If you had to choose between being lost in the woods with a bear or a cute twink with a girly bussy instead of a boy bussy, which would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And your problem is what, exactly?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think the person is concerned that their partner doesn't feel comfortable with them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Yeah thats why you make sure to NOT talk about your feelings like this "concerned" person. If you have problems in a relationship, it is important to talk to anyone but your partner. Best thing to do is, get some advice from complete strangers who do not know you or your partner and have very limited and skewed information. This way you will surely get the right answers! /s

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (9 children)

that she thinks she have no bussy

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

and reddit will ban you if you dont take this seriously and clown on this post.

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