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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 30 points 10 months ago

It looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it's natural habitat.

"What should we give the sea lions for a treat?"

"I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?"

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But for real, I kinda want to try these

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

I'm a little high and agree...

I feel like I might still agree while stone cold sober

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah these honestly might be ok.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothin beats it because nothing wants to touch it with a ten foot pole

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Don't knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

A simple, but effective, food crime.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, so long as there isn't any sugar thrown in it shouldn't be that bad

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

no sugar, just mayo and raisins

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We were regularly given carrot raisin “salad” (ie, drenched in mayo) with lunch at school when I was a kid. It had carrots and fruit in it, so that must be healthy, right? 🫣

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago

brought to you by the people who classified pizza as a vegetable

[–] hardaysknight@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Who the fuck puts raisins in coleslaw

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

same kinda people who use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, WTF?!

[–] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My partner loves coleslaw, she'll literally just eat it out of the tub, so it wouldn't surprise me if she'd try this.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

I eat coleslaw right out of the tub, but would hard pass on this. Just the thought of biting in to frozen cabbage makes my teeth hurt lol

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

No pulled pork? You MONSTER.