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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know what else you don't hear

"What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth."

Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.

More, so, you'll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.

You know why?

Because the devil is busy

Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Huh? I've heard "heaven on Earth" many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

When you grow up poor and degen...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

God's just a lazy piece of shit who doesn't care about anything but vengeance.

At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn't do jack for anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

God went out for a pack of smokes real quick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

who says heavens no? its hell no, hell yes, and hell maybe!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Purhaps, a cat's maybe, akin to how a cat can never decide wether to be outside or inside

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had to lock the cat in. I've been home for less than an hour, and the little bastard has gone in and out 6 times. It's pissing of rain, and he goes out, gets soaked, comes in and yells until I dry him off.....the goes right back out.....
Like, buddy, I appreciate your plight, but I can't turn off the sky leak....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please don't let your cat go outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Normally they would have roofs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The ones I know have simply a net above, building a whole roof is too much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

and when it stays inside it can never decide whether to be alive or dead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You won't admit you love me and so, how am I ever to know? You only tell me, "Purghaps, purghaps, purghaps"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh no. The giggle loop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

me gustó el perghaps

viva la perghapsitas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

El: La bendicion 🙏🏻

La Mama: Lo quê? No mijito, perghaps! Tu solo mereces la perghapsita.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

jajaja exactamente

[–] cuck4mai 5 points 10 months ago

Isn't Limbo a synonym for undecided? As in: The decision is in limbo.