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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know what else you don't hear

"What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth."

Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.

More, so, you'll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.

You know why?

Because the devil is busy

Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh? I've heard "heaven on Earth" many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When you grow up poor and degen...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

God's just a lazy piece of shit who doesn't care about anything but vengeance.

At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn't do jack for anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

God went out for a pack of smokes real quick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

who says heavens no? its hell no, hell yes, and hell maybe!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Purhaps, a cat's maybe, akin to how a cat can never decide wether to be outside or inside

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to lock the cat in. I've been home for less than an hour, and the little bastard has gone in and out 6 times. It's pissing of rain, and he goes out, gets soaked, comes in and yells until I dry him off.....the goes right back out.....
Like, buddy, I appreciate your plight, but I can't turn off the sky leak....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't let your cat go outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normally they would have roofs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The ones I know have simply a net above, building a whole roof is too much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

and when it stays inside it can never decide whether to be alive or dead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You won't admit you love me and so, how am I ever to know? You only tell me, "Purghaps, purghaps, purghaps"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh no. The giggle loop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

me gustó el perghaps

viva la perghapsitas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

El: La bendicion 🙏🏻

La Mama: Lo quê? No mijito, perghaps! Tu solo mereces la perghapsita.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

jajaja exactamente

[–] cuck4mai 5 points 1 year ago

Isn't Limbo a synonym for undecided? As in: The decision is in limbo.