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[–] [email protected] 172 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never figured out how to properly use these. I just find it very akward to put my tongue that close to my keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Humble brag, you used it as the designer intended.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 10 months ago

Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to have a friend that did R&D at IBM back in the day. Apparently there was a double nubbin version that they considered at one point.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What would the second one control?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never actually asked. We just made nipple jokes for 5 minutes.

If I were to guess, it was either a left and right side thing for left and right handed people, or a dual stick for 3 axis control.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

I could actually see a second in be awesome for 3D modelling and CAD work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lefty here, the position of the nipple between the GHB keys is pretty convenient to reach with the left hand as well. I do know they made some mice that had a nipple instead of a scroll wheel which would allow for two-axis scrolling, so perhaps you'd assign one for document scrolling and one for cursor control.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

We we talking about the early physical prototypes they were making. And when you do that type of R&D, you try lots of weird stuff. You don’t know if it feels good until you try it.

Could’ve been for handedness, then when they played with the prototypes, they realized the middle was the best solution.

Or maybe it felt great, and the nipple jokes were too much.

[–] user1234 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

I came so hard when you firmly pressed my clit on one side for a little while

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

Lenovo?! This was IBM, son!

Also get off my lawn

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Sir, if you keep licking the pointing sticks on our laptops we will have to ask you to leave the store

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Yup, we call this the "clito" in France, since the 90s for sure

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Me, gay, cave johnson voice: "what am I supposed to do with these?!"

(and no, suprisingly most guys I've been with have at best 0 interest in nipple play 😔)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate nipple play when sober. Bring on the alcohol and apparently I really get into it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

scribbles notes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Too ticklish and makes me squirm. Can’t even milk them for sustenance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Something a little bit of rope can fix in a jiffy :p

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I still don't get how anyone can efficiently use these. How does your pointer not go all over the place?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Well, like any new user interface paradigm… you adapt to it. And if you don’t like it, don’t use it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

At one point my main computer was a Thinkpad, I got so good at using this that I played total annihilation and mech warrior 5 solely with the nub.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The best part is when your finger goes numb and falls off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I developed tendonitis from the pressure i'd use with it. I eventually had to remove the nub so that I couldn't use it and forced myself the use the trackpad instead.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

mouse & touchpad >>>> keyboard central analog stick wat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Not if you type more frequently than you mouse, so having a pointer right on home row can be super convenient.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find that after using it, it was faster than taking my hands off the keyboard to engage the trackpad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

turn up your touchpad cursor speed. thing is a monster.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

practice and more practice thats it and also disabling the trackpad in bios

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Everybody loves Nubert.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

They were great back in the day when trackpads were shite and the option was a tiny trackball on your laptop.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Used to play starcraft with the nib 😏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I practice my whole life for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Honey, where's your F2 button? I gotta get to the bios to start installing Linux. You'll really enjoy it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

While not necessary, I do find that mouse can have some niche application, like clicking while smoothly scrolling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because you were able to fuck the other guys moms so well?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
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