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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Over all I hope our electoral college of people who we don't even know can vote for a good president for us. You know a Republic, lol. I hate kings, but random assholes chosen by random assholes are A-OK.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

it's time to put all the police in jail

edit: and judges

Time to learn what you're consigning us to over your mostly trivial shit. Don't buy it before you try it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I believe Trump should be sentenced to 4 years of community service... hard labor as the President of the United States. That should teach him a lesson.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is only the beginning of what is going to be little pockets of civil war through the USA this fall.

Start getting basic supplies now as we navigate what will be a very violent time coming sooner than later.

Keep your political opinions to your self when waiting in line, lest you get followed home by some GOP weirdo and get your car vandalized..

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

If congress certifies, Trump wins.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Its time we put that sherriff in a sanitarium

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The mental gymnastics involved here are beyond Olympics level. This guy just should just admit he wants to suck Trump's dick, it's the only way it makes sense.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yep, I agree with the sheriff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yep. There’s millions of felons in the states who were criminalized for bullshit reasons. I’d say most criminals would make better politicians than the current bunch. Unfortunately he means Trump only.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I don't agree with now being the time, given who that would be. But I do think it would be good to elect a convicted felon to the white house at some point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This should immediately disqualify you from holding any law enforcement position.

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