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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.

Comedy gold.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between SPL and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why SPL and nose size are related is still unclear. Therefore, we consider it an interesting subject to pursue from now on."

Just don't die in Japan.

https://www.iflscience.com/the-big-nose-big-hose-hypothesis-is-true-according-to-study-on-corpses-59601

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

From now on?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Well at the the article did sort of explain why the team was pursuing this line of study. Too bad they didn't learn anything more useful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Ah, the lower horn. The true aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

A related study shows that the inverse relationship between nose size and truck size.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Dick joke or Jewish joke?