Hol'upaminnitt. Lucy stops the panic attack and delivers the tasties, and they're still the baddie? Anon is one ungrateful gumby.
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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Satan is cool and understanding. He was God's bitch once as well.
God just claims you have free will. Satan is the one that actually fights for it
Ever heard of a Faustian Bargain? If the bible was written today, Stan would be taking requests through Amazon
Sounds like God wasn't capable enough to stay competitive in today's spiritual market.
God needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. He can't expect to have everyone's souls handed to him.
Christianity would have been so much cooler if the Gnostics won the cult war
Yeah, it's unfortunate that death-cults preaching about the poison of reality are really bad at surviving through time.
Idk, the Catholics figured it out
Read your bibles people: GOD IS THE VILLAIN
The biggest trick of the devil was to convince everyone he was actually god
the plot twist is real
Hail satan
Highest resolution 4chan post I've ever seen
Hail Satan
Just rolling into the next panic attack, huh?
Hail Satan!
Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?
bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father
Imagine Yahweh the war god is your Dad.
And you just wanna be an artist.
Anon tells on themselves about their true beliefs.
Good thing god is all forgiving I hear.
God is the one that should be begging our forgiveness.
Insert Stephen Fry interview here
Jimmy Savile really hoped so
Hail Satin!
Plot twist: the calm was inside of you all along.
Hail Santa!
The only reason Jaweh is seen as the good guy is because they are better at marketing
Anon is going to Hell.
i hope we get a sinner version of heaven i dont think i deserve to be in the same place as murderers and rapists
God is not good. God is in fact very bad, if we assume they exist.
I actually had an order number of 666 before. The lady was calling out order numbers and when she got to mine she just announce the contents, we shared a look and had a chuckle. It was a mildly amusing event
Ticket was actually upside down. Anon was all good, it was 999