this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

That shower looks like someone read a description of a bidet that had been translated from French to Japanese to English and just ran with it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

…is that a stove to the right, partially hidden by the wall??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like it - no time wasted there: cook, shit and shower without leaving the room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You can do the Amber Heard morning routine

  • Sleep
  • Cook
  • Eat
  • Shit
  • Get out of bed
  • Take a shower

All from a single room

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Ngl a toilet that I can just hose off every time someone takes a shower seems pretty nice. I get my body hair from my Italian side so I’m basically a gorilla with male-pattern baldness.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Quizz : prison cell or student bedroom ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

For someone very poor this may be a paradise

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

At first I was wondering about the iron lung on top but I’m realizing that’s probably a water heater?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"I'll be down the pub after a shit and a shower."

"Not at the same time! 😜"

"And why not?"

"Wafflestomp?"

"Just put the toilet in the shower."

"I don't think we can be friends anymore."