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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's with the black boxes on their faces?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not nice to point out others birth defects

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Are they afraid for others to know who they are?

[–] Anyolduser 19 points 10 months ago

That's where they store the black water.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Academi is blackwater's new name.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Deadnaming is okay when you're doing it to mercenary companies

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which is owned by Apollo Global Management, who apparently also own Yahoo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone have AI write this, stat, and link it here!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Humans can write it too, you know!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Good point. Any takers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Wow. I didn't realize these guys were still putting out videos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Human scum vs innocent victims. Classic!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Innocent victims with guns, invading Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You really think they want to be there?

North Koreans have no choice what their dear leader decides for them.

Blackwater employees voluntarily join the war crimes company.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

war crimes

You a say that like its a bad thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This is NCD, what's wrong with a little war criming? Just a little, as a treat?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm not a fan of North Korea but why would you call them scum, they're still human beings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You’re a fan of Blackwater?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Blackwater Park... Yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nickname checks out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay I see this sub popping out in my feed sometime.

I’m not super aware of all this stuff.

Can someone explain to me the background behind the meme?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Epic Rap Battles of History is a YouTube channel that did rap battles from historical figures. North Korea is sending troops to fight for Russia in Ukraine. The US is considering allowing military contractors to deploy to Ukraine. We shitpost and joke around about defense related topics here.

We are a lovely bunch, but I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered plane fondler and I'm not allowed within 1000 feet of an active military base anymore for reasons that are completely bigoted and outright slanderous lies and false, I didn't even do anything. My belt came loose WTF ok so I don't wear underwear and my belt came loose. Ok ok so I was in the hangar I GOT LOST OK, and on top of the plane I got lost OK and I slipped WTF IS THIS AN INTERROGATION?!?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Okay okay thanks ;)

Everyone of us has the right for redemption

The belt will be forgiven

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

We are not filing charges at this time. Just stay away from Tinker Air Force property from now on, son, try across the street, Army's got plenty of planes.