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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Listen honey, I frequently check the reddit dontputyourdickinthat sub, and if something ain't listed there, you better believe I'm putting my dick in it. BTW I'm posting you there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Well your username is certainly fitting.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a male penis? as opposed to a female penis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think what she's saying is that pegging is totally fine

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did God make it feels so good then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!

Next question.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Because of mysterious ways.

Next question.