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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not a forager in any sense, but my understanding is that if you want to forage for wild mushrooms, you have to work directly with someone who is already experienced, and not just read books - even if those books are legitimate.

Don't fuck with mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wut you mean I just found a really neat mushroom, and it tasted pretty good. Also on a separate note is it normal to urinate uranium? Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The Department of Defense you like to talk with you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like:

Why does it feel like my liver has liquefied.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Answer: because it probably has. And so did your brain. And every other organ

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Amazon is definitely the one behind this. This is all part of their “vertical integration” bullshit I bet. They’ve been taking tons of money off the top for years. Where to go besides taking 100% of the money?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is some 4chan Cristal Growing bs right there...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What's that ? I never heard of it . I remember the triforce hack from 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Its about that thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

There was an image that had instructions for "making crystals" years ago. If you followed the instructions you'd end up making mustard gas or something, instead of any kind of crystals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mix ammonia and bleach to grow fun crystals — or end up in the hospital..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You forgot the blow it with a straw part...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Step 1) Buy the book

Step 2) Sue the Amazon seller claiming you almost died

Step 3) Seller is forced to take down the book

Step 4) Profit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Step 1) be experience mushroom forager

Step 2) buy book and find entry for unpleasant but not lethal mushroom

Step 3) eat small sample and drive immediately to the hospital

Step 4) sue Amazon and publisher for cost of medical treatment and emotional damages