NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
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Someone needs to start a Trotsky decoy. There is no stronger reflex in tanky culture than to pursue leftist infighting.
That just leaves it open to them adding an icepick.
Template 
It's not letting me upload the template. I need a three ring binder with "FOUO" printed all over it. v/r, Helpless Without Policies/Procedures in Pittsburg
I can only place 3 before a long cooldown. Normal?
The trick is to wait until you have 5 then place them all very quickly. Each time you place a pixel it resets your timer so you'll want to SHOOT YOUR LOAD as quickly as possible. The maximum is 6 pixels saved up BUT the timer goes away on the 6th so it's easier to time if you just wait until 5 (instead of 6) and then splooge all over the tankies
@nuke Brothers Against NATO: Guided by Allah
Are you one of the people spamming our flag?
This seems to be the dude who made the "erikuden" south of NATO flag
An army of one. I respect that.
So ..do not mess with his tag?
It's already been nuked. I think we're expanding South. Going to install an Arby's parking lot
We're looking for somewhere to write NCD
Ohhhh, ok. Salutes with a handful of peanut butter