Permabanned for getting my hopes up like that.
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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don't give me hope
Best I can do is a grazed ear.
Dead of soul & mind, only. Damn the hope I had before seeing this is a shitpost.
Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh
Fake it until you make it
Yes
You’re never gonna give that one up hey
Thank goodness for the context, I could have been misled about something important.
I don't know if it's just because it's cropped but I love how the context doesn't even clarify that he isn't actually dead lol
That's the joke.
He's not physically dead.
I believe the joke was that misinformation was allowed on Xitter by some tweet from Musky.
To which they responded by falsely reporting on his death.
Damn, I had my hopes on this one. Two misses in one month is a pretty bad record.
Glorious community added context
Wow, and this was from a verified account, so it's definitely real. Shit...
Oh well. Rest in piss and blood emeralds, you bloated fuck. Your kids hated you and nobody loved you (especially your dad that has sex and children with your sister).
Fuck you for getting me excited
This was the first thing I saw in my post wake up doom scrolling. You made me think today was going to be a good day.
You people are vile, wishing someone to be dead.
In context, it's a joke about how Elon removed protections against misinformation, not about wishing death on him. The joke only works if you know he's alive.
The joke only works if people have a semblance of a sense of humor. That can be rare hearabouts sometimes.
It was more of a reaction to the comments than the original post tho.
Ok ok ok, I'm going to lay this out for you.
Elon Musk wants people like me dead. They cannot be convinced otherwise and be giving them the time of day to try convince them not to kill me is, genuinely, a waste of time. They have made up their mind and believe that I am irredeemable.
His ideology itself is a declaration of the will to kill people, this isn't a case of "his opinion", his ideology in itself declares people like me unworthy of a happy, healthy and full life.
Wishing harm upon people like these is an act of self defense, not an act of wanton cruelty.
They want me dead so, I'm just giving them the same courtesy
Then you're no better than them I guess 🤷♂️
"I have killed 50 people in my basement"
"I think that guy is irredeemable and should be put to death"
You: these people are the same
You should go to the places where people want others dead for how they were born, not the fact that they cause massive suffering, and tell them that.
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If it makes you feel better, I wish I were dead too 👍 This world would be better off without some people, some people would be better off without this world 🤷
Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons
It seems like this community isn't as peaceloving as they made it out to be. It seems like the lines are fading.
Legend. Yeah.
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