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[+] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Right up until the money runs out and you get evicted because nobody will hire you.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Could always sell drugs.

^For^ ^legal^ ^purposes^ ^this^ ^comment^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke.^ ^Don't^ ^sell^ ^drugs.^ ^Drugs^ ^are^ ^bad.^

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Cool, cool, cool.

~Ok,~ ~so~ ~what~ ~drugs~ ~are~ ~you~ ~selling?~

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Oh I wish it was cool, it's been so hot lately but I guess that's how it's going to be from here on out.

^Definitely^ ^not^ ^selling^ ^weapons-grade^ ^LSD^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there's a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

“You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. I got a cousin that’s broke and he don’t do shit.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I'm employed and this 😎

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Legit used to have a friend who was like this. He'd always apologize for being an inconvenience - eating my food and opening windows while the AC was on. Like I liked his company and he'd play games with the guys. But after awhile it was like "ok man it's been a year, 3 years, 5 years you need a job you can't just live at home no income" But he wouldn't change anything. No job or friends outside of us. After a few years it hit a point where I couldn't afford it anymore. Roomate and I had a sit down with him, said "alright bud shape up or ship out we can't do this anymore". Hooked up the computer so he could job hunt and left for 2 days. Came back and checked the history - 16 episodes of DBZ watched, 2 jobs applied for. And that was the end of the friendship.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Killin it