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You say thank you grandma because she did her best
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Why don't all cops drive around in cars with their name and face plastered all over the side?
You'd think they would in order to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.
🎶 A superstitious cowardly lot! 🎶
Just boil some water. You'll be scared soon enough
They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots.
Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated.
Hot Wheels has Marvel series of cars too and took picture of this "well known" one recently.
Bitchin' ride
His right arm looks very uncomfortable.
It’s not his.
Oh, that's Comissioner Jim Gordon.
Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side.
I mean doesn't every police commissioner have livery of themselves?
$3.99? I haven't looked at Hot Wheels in forever. Poor kids
Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I've seen worse.
You'd think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.
WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?
The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he's probably seized a few from various Rogues' Gallery henchmen.
Wouldn't a cop want a 4-door car? Where's Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?
Batman doesn't need four doors, so neither does Gordon!
The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.
"Can we get drive-through?"
Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.
'Try me', Jim cried, 'Try me once more and I'd drop you to the BatTaxi'.
~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~
'I don't applaud his methods', said Gordon, 'But sometimes I think he's got the point'
Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.
No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.
If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.