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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I feel like Game of Thrones could have had Harry Potter levels of cultural staying power if they didn't completely fuck the ending.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Probably that same boot licking employee from Taco Bell(?) now working for the passport office.

They called and said it was a mistake meaning some asshole employee went too far.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

is there a court precedent for this? definitely not first child to be named after trademarked word

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

1a. Folks, before you name your children, don't make it easy for the big corporations to sue you. Those who "own" (i.e. use the government to suppress your right to free speech) a conlang, be it Dothraki, Klingon, or Tolkien's language care far more about profit than culture.

2b. wp:Dothraki language

In 2012, 146 newborn girls in the United States were named "Khaleesi", the Dothraki term for the wife of a khal or ruler, and the title adopted in the series by Daenerys Targaryen.[3]

3c. wt:kalisi

Noun

kalisi (n class, plural kalisi)

Alternative form of kalisiamu

wt:kalisiamu:Swahili

Etymology

Borrowed from English calcium.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Folks, before you name your children, don’t make it easy for the big corporations to sue you. Those who “own” (i.e. use the government to suppress your right to free speech) a conlang, be it Dothraki, Klingon, or Tolkien’s language care far more about profit than culture.

Fuck that. My kids have what most people would consider fairly common names, but I'll name them what I damn well please, and the very last thing I'm going to give a shit about is what some corpo thinks of it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Weren't a lot of kids name that when that show came out?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My job entails handling certain things for the recently deceased. I processed a Khaleesi yesterday and my dumbass assumed it was a name that meant something for some culture or another, but immediately recognized the name for Daenerys as well.

Having looked, it's totally made up, but it's super badass, if I were to ever have kids, which I won't, cause fuck that, I'd be open to that being my daughter's name. It sounds real cool.

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