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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

marriage with chatbots

Subscription- based, I'm sure. We got a divorce because the $7.99 per month plan got jacked up to $12.99 and they started inserting ads!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're already charging $79/year for a subscription. No monthly membership.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Aw man, the six-figure salary alpha dude bros are still going to be the only ones getting girls because they're the only ones who can afford multiple subscriptions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

She can vibrate the dildo to a McDonald's jingle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Couples going through a rough patch can open-source their marriage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow chatbot seller says chatbots are the future of everything? I'm shocked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And 🥑 avocados. Avocados are the future.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the SaaS relationship model.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Onlyfans chatbots are already running for a good year

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes... I need to pay this clown a subscription!!!

These people got mental problems or maybe we do if we pay her.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Can't sue because the chat bot Cassandra is your wife. Sorry, Cassandra runs on our server.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with her? I mean, she doesn't loook like she needs to marry a robot... :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

She doesn't... Losers need it tho ;)