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Anon starts vaping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 115 points 7 months ago

fabricated and homosexual

[–] reka@lemmy.world 77 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Please someone explain what you’re dissolving ketamine in for it to work in a vape

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 130 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A typical greentext recipe is to dissolve it in 100ml of lies.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can't share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.

[–] NaturalViber@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

It actually works just dissolved in regular vape juice. Tastes horrible and is not an efficient delivery method.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago

If it's anything like THC it's easiest with PEG400

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 30 points 7 months ago

Could be true from anon's perspective, it's just the dealer who lied or fried his brain and couldn't recall correctly