Political Weirdos

Its both hilarious and pathetic how desperate these idiots are to land any sort of negative narrative.

For Jesse, the most manly way to have a vanilla creme milkshake is up your ass with an enema. Nothing says "I'm a man's man that getting cream-pie'd with a large load".

Is it getting warm in here?

1. That’s a thick ass milk shake, and you’d look like a fucking weirdo drinking that without a straw.
2. This host is too insure to walk around with vanilla shake. What a wuss. Vanilla is delicious.

They covered this on Seth Meyer's a closer look and then showed a photo of drumpf and Bill O'Reilly at a baseball game, both drinking vanilla milkshakes with straws. Marvelous.

Ah yes, the milkshake-mustache. So manly, very hot.

What do ya know, another innocuous thing that makes Fox News personalities think about gay sex.

Tells you everything https://www.nydailynews.com/2016/01/28/bill-oreilly-and-donald-trump-really-do-love-vanilla-milkshakes-and-daily-news-has-proof/

this guy has the weirdest takes.

I don't parlez-vouz NONE OF THAT SHIT

I am gonna take a moment to rant about Cook Out's "shakes". They are NOT milkshakes! They are just soft serve blended with your requested add-ons.

They give you a straw but you can't even use it because the ice cream is too thick.

If you want a milkshake you can drink with a straw go to Dairy Queen.

This is pathetic

This weird ass Fox host probably suckles Slurpee lids like a teat because using a straw makes him feel insecure.

I'm confused, how do you y'all drink a milkshake? I suck it up through a straw like a normal person. Trying to give myself an aneurysm and pull my asshole through my throat. You know, like a normal soy boy American.

Taking some actions and not taking other actions exclusively because of whether other people will perceive them as manly is extremely non-manly. If you have to live someone else's life because you worry that others will look down on you in some slight way for living your own...

That tells you everything.

I wanna see this Fox News asshole drink a milkshake for 5 minutes on air.

We don't need parodies because they do it better themselves.

The Republicans’ secret weapon: the irresistible hypermasculine testosteronal musk emanating from Vance that will, on a deeply primal level, force the ladies to forget about all that “feminism” stuff and vote for him in droves

Forgoing straws for the environment is woke, but using a stray is gay.

Ok, so carried to it's logical conclusion, he's suggesting that sucking dick is unmanly.

So there's definitely nothing manly about this chap then: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Radcliffe