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[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bee farms are hotbeds for disease and hives are regularly incinerated by plugging the entrances with rags, drenching them in petrol and igniting them.

Yes, we pamper bees so so much.

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On top of everything else the bees get to die? Sign me up

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Potassium chloride is cheap and insulin needles and IM injectable saline is available cheaply at your local pharmacy. Live you dreams.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't actually do this. It's supposed to be excruciating, even if there's a legitimate need for euthanasia I would never, ever, advocate potassium chloride be used.

I'm just so tired of edgelords pretending that there's something funny about mass murder of fellow earthlings.

If you're depressed and contemplating suicide I would urge you try some interventions, exercise is the one with the best evidence for it. As a cripple with chronic depression I know how ludicrous that sounds but it's worth trying to find something you enjoy enough to do. Even just like skipping rocks at a pond is good for you.

If you're at the end of your rope I won't patronise you, I know that for some people life is just an unending torrent of pain. Do not use this method though, nobody deserves to die like that.

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m just so tired of edgelords pretending that there’s something funny about mass murder of fellow earthlings.

then why did you post

Potassium chloride is cheap and insulin needles and IM injectable saline is available cheaply at your local pharmacy. Live you dreams.

those posts do look to be from you.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because the person said bees dying was something funny to celebrate as they wanted to die so I returned the favour.

They decided that from the safety of their keyboard they wanted me to feel bad, so I threw what the said back. Mature? no but I didn't throw the first punch.

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

it just seems like an edgelord type reaction on your part.

[–] MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hot spa treatment on top of everything else? Sign me up.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago

haha killing funny haha. Hurting insects fun haha haha C'mon leave that edgy shit in 2004 4Chan where it belongs

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

#Transcription

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imagine we make contact with an alien species that's like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they're like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they're offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn't even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn't have to be fancy salad, they'll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we're practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we're protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it's basically paradise compared to life on earth imagine

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now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The intersection of my Catholic upbringing and the phrase "holy living fuck" is turning out to be rather fertile ground.

"All holy and ever-living Fuck, we praise you always and everywhere. Through our Lord, Jesus Christ, your son, who lives and reigns with you in the holy spirit. One Fuck, forever and ever, amen. Let us rise and join our voices as we praise the One True Fuck."

🎼🎶pipe organ intro

way out of key and tempo

HOLY HOLY HOLY

LORD FUCK ALMIGHTY

EARLY IN THE MORNING OUR SONG SHALL RISE TO THEE

HOLY HOLY HOLY

MERCIFUL AND MIGHTY

FUCK IN THREE PERSONS

BLESS-ÉD TRINITY

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Do you have a specific tune in mind to go with the hymn?

[–] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

ehhh that's a plot point on American Dad and the aliens decide to recreate earth just so they can have frozen yogurt after an alien destroyed earth.

[–] The2b@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I promise you, bees do not benefit from humans using them for honey. Knocking them out, taking their food, causing disease, causing hives to collapse, none of it is good for the bees.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

It's also terrible for the local pollinators as the bees out compete them all leading to ecosystem collapse once varroa mites move in

[–] gatelike@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

then the aliens spray roundup on us and turn up the temperature.