Horses not breathing while running opened a whole new world of anxiety for me.

I always thought the fact that turning our heads too fast can give us strokes was rather inconvenient.

imagine having a stuffy nose and you can't breathe with your mouth.

the lack of a highly clickable abstract and title that ignores the last names of many of the people involved leads me to believe this is a satire

Horses were at least marginally less ridiculous before people got involved. Not quite to the same extent as dogs, but compare a steppe horse with a thoroughbred and you'll see that they're smaller and hardier. Much better equipped to live, slightly less able to carry fully armored people on their back.

We're God's creation but God is a lazy kid that rushed the science project for the whole semester in six days and barely half assed it hoping no one digs too deep into it