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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"But I ordered theonion rings! I need backup here!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

what was the problem with the burger? did he get everything else on it but "not the onion"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Another job well done by sheriff Karen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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