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Pundits are unclear on how long would be appropriate to speak about a golfer's genitals. But there seems to be consensus that 12 minutes is too long.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago

Dementia ain’t just a river in Egypt.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

isn't this like the 4th or 5th time this month he's mentioned another mans genitals? WEIRD!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

He is just talking about what he's thinking about, when he forgets he's running about Kamala he apperantly thinks about communal showers

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Yeah it’s not even an exaggeration. He just straight up started talking about how great another dude’s cock was.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen communal showers at a golf course.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

It's trumps special policy, unisex communal shower

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

How often do people need to shower after golfing? I've never seen a group shower at a gkf

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Republicans. Well known for their love of each others cocks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Grabbing Onto Penises

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

More importantly, he also talked about punishing “enemy” democrats.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I refuse to say it..

proceeds to say it anyway

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

This happened a few days ago?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He forgot the ending …

“It was so small!”

(Edit… wait… he’s talking about another man’s junk…? Oops on my part.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's worse, ð man didn't even have ð class to at any point in ðat 12 minute ramble, make a "ðey said he used it as his putter!" joke!

Come on man! It was right fucking ðere! Literally ð lowest hanging fruit!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Unrelated, but how and why do you use the thorn (or something else?) as th-replacement?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

How else would you know that they are better than you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not thorn. This þ is thorn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ok, thanks. I studied linguistics for another language years ago, (a language without any 'th'), so it was a guess. Still no answer of what it is or why it's used.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

To be edgy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The short of it is that they both were a thing in Western European languages that used to be written in runes. Some of these runes survived for a while as "Latin" letters before being replaced by normal Latin letters. They're only widely used in Icelandic, but very rarely there are English speakers who use oje or both because they feel like it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Not hanging as low as Arnold's plums, though, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

grandpa maga is talking about arnold palmer's cock again?