ApeNo1

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Trump’s Dismantling of NASA Has Officially Begun in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”

KFC is moving its corporate headquarters from Kentucky to Texas in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

FlexMex

U.S. Department of Education bans educational institutions from considering race. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

In Robert F. Kennedy Jr, the US has put a conspiracy theorist in charge of public health. in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...”

Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Google's AI is using past tense to describe a sporting event that takes place in 3 days. And it knows who won too. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

Trump revokes Biden’s executive order on responsible AI, meets with AI CEOs in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.

Trump announces $500B Stargate AI project: 'Country will be prospering like never before' in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Legal experts said the president was testing the boundaries of executive power with aggressive orders designed to stop the country from transitioning to renewable energy. in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

Trump announces $500B Stargate AI project: 'Country will be prospering like never before' in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Lawyers crafting TOS before the advent of computers in c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.

He keeps poor company. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

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First time pizza maker. (lemm.ee)
 

Got an Ooni for my birthday on the weekend and made my first ever pizzas. How did I do folks?

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