Enough Musk Spam

I realized she was laughing derisively. She was like, “What kind of person would drive something like that?” Or, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something, but I’m pretty sure I saw what I saw. Then today, I was at a four-way stop, and a guy in a Nissan Titan/Toyota Tundra or something smiled and then chuckled like: “What a tool.” Or, who would drive something like that?”

Mate, these thoughts are in your head. My partner has bouts of anxiety where she assumes people are always thinking the worst of her, so I'm hesitant to make fun of the dude because I've seen what it can do to someone, but he's clearly bought a dumbass car to get attention and now he's feeling insecure about it. It's sad.

I thought this was satire.

Your truck is stupid looking and poorly built, and you paid way too much for it.

I can sympathize with the people who bought their trucks unaware that it was going to be a piece of shit, or unfamiliar with Musk in general. But I have to believe that's a small minority, and a lot of them should have returned their trucks for a refund by now.

If you're driving it to make eco-conscious decisions, there are better options out there.

If you like the features and design, there are better options out there.

If you're driving it as a status symbol, or because you're a Musk fanboy, you deserve ridicule.

But you should also know that the ultimate flex is not giving a fuck what other people think. Own your place in the world, and be the person you want to be. Ignore the haters, no matter how ridiculous you look.

it’s because of elon’s very public desire to destroy democracy, his flouting of our laws, his ruining of twitter, his hatred for certain people and love of pushing lies and paranoia, and other such nonsense. blame elon. he’s made driving a tesla go from “wow, awesome” to “omg, you support that azzhole?” in a few short years. it’s a shame.

The low polygonal design is definitely not for everyone. However, this still doesn't explain why the vehicle triggers people so much.

It's more than enough. You spent north of $100,000 on something that looks like a child's drawing of a car. This isn't a real thinker - you will be mocked.

I saw my first one on the road a few days ago. Somehow it looked even more stupid in person than it did in the videos and photos. It's poorly built, ugly, and waaay over-priced.

I actually cringed out loud for the person who bought it because they thought it looked cool. Buying one of these things is the latest sign of a cavalcade of poor life choices.

Not just women, homie. Not just women.

I always talk shit about these vehicles when I see them. I’d like to point and laugh, but the sort of people who worship muskrat are already unhinged.

The few comments on that "article" are either poorly written or stuff like "just blow the doors off them at the next light". Typical macho bullshit that they think impress people.

Lifestyles of the Rich and Stupid

My 8 year old thinks they look cool. She also thinks that scrolling through youtube videos is peak comedy.

I mean, the cybertruck could be interesting... if it wasn't hilariously expensive, and clouded my Elon Musk. Look at James May's amusing take, which sets that aside:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzYhMDNLPA

I, uh, appreciate that they took a risk with the styling instead of making it so samey like every other car on the market, even iif it didn't work out super well. It has some neat features. But I don't feel a ton of sympathy for people being shamed for driving one, as it's always been rather hypocritical, even before Musk really jumped into the deep end.

This is hilarious!

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As someone who likes the aesthetic of the cybertruck; it annoys me that Elon has made such an ass of himself that it is effectively a non-option for serious people.

It is like the bastard child of a lamborghini countach and a delorean; but in a good way.

Preemptively; taste is subjective and personal. If you don't like the look of it, cool that is for you. I think it looks awesome; but Elon is a fuckup and it is way too expensive.

The one part that's a little bit messed up is that most people driving the cyber truck right now ordered it way back before Musk started his election interference and turning Twitter into a 4Chan styled financial black hole.

It's easy to forget that, in the public eye, Musk once stood for eliminating petroleum dependence and science-based futurism. What a sad turn when the mask came fully off.

Because you have a small dick

There's nothing concerted about it. I point and laugh at anybody wearing a four-wheeled prosthetic penis.

its because it looks ridiculous and can't even do truck stuff (ahem frame snapping in half when towing)