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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Careful-Opposite-792 on 2023-09-12 05:04:27.
So I (m 29) and my girlfriend (f 34) have been living together for about a year. Things are going great overall but we have our small fights, one of which is doing the dishes. We both hate doing it.
Having spent a year living together our sex life took a but if a dive and I have been thinking of ways to spice things up a bit. I was discussing it with her and he had this fun one time idea if seeing how fast she thinks she could make me cum from a bj
Now a bj is something we normally do when we have sex and I'd say she is ok at it...so I said why not.
She then suggested we make a wager where if she could make me cum in under 2 mins, I have to do something extra around the house. And of course she suggested doing the dishes for the week.
I said sure...and thought this would just be a fun thing we try one and then we forget about it.
This started 4 weeks ago and when it came time for the bj, i was shell shocked at her skill and effort...i literally came in 32 secs. She had a timer to make sure.
Now I know this might sound like not a big deal, but we do this every Sunday and I have lost each time. .so I have basically been doing the dishes for 3 weeks straight haha.
We had a dinner party the other day and her girlfriends were over and she told them about this deal she made. Her friends couldn't get enough of it. All her friends have started calling me flash
Reddit, how can 1) not cum in under 2 mins, or 2) try and suggest a work around lol It happens every Sunday and I am afraid I might be doing the dishes for a long time lol. Any tips helps guys. She did say I csnt jerk off right before as that's cheating
Edit: we talked about it and she said each comment agreeing with her/praising her adds a week to my wager. She doesn't understand why I'm complaining and said she would love to hear other things I should have to do for her/around the house so cumming to early
Edit 2: she is liking the support she is getting and wants to hear ideas for nicknames she can call me when I lose (creativity welcome)
TL;DR - agreeded to a wager with my girlfriend about the dishes involving a blowjob and I underestimated her skills at it greatly.